mrs wade

a maths teacher, kind to the good, evil to the ones who dont know their times tables....

mrs wade: little billy, what's 2x4?

little billy: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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mrs wade: detention

by bobertthetortoise October 29, 2021

Wade Jepsen

You are a hot sexy thick man or a beautiful god who is definitely very sexy...

“Who is that beautiful man?!”
“That’s WADE JEPSEN”

by iLoveWadeWadeWade February 11, 2020

Wade’s cookies

Objectively the best chocolate-chip cookies ever made by a human being

Hey man, have you tried those Wade’s cookies? My mom cried for days because she can’t repeat the recipe

by Bilbo Schmaggins January 3, 2021

John Wade

The most handsome man with the most beautiful smile. He will sing songs such as "Hungry Arms". He is a sensitive soul, but his outwardly manly exterior keeps his walls high. He is a kind man, with the most beautiful green eyes (not blue). If you ever meet a John Wade on a corner make sure to shut your eyes if you don't want to fall for him. His singing is pretty terrible, makes a banging vegan cheese sauce and he always pops the toilet seat down like a true gent. He is funny, but not as funny as a small Jo. He is a man of many talents. He gets distracted by shiny things occasionally and takes an age to pick a film. He is very very hard working. If you find a John you should know how lucky you are.

Person 1: Look at that handsome man over there!

Person 2. He must be a John Wade.

by Guitarjo April 30, 2022