Contrary to popular belief and despite what the name may suggest, there is nothing wacky about a Wacky Jacqui. It is a misnomer. If you’re lucky enough to happen upon a Wacky Jacqui in the wild, you’ve struck gold - don’t let her go. That being said, she’ll probably find you in the wild, she thrives off making the best conversation and collecting strays. She’s an amazing human, caring, empathetic, down to earth, intelligent, a magic making power-house and of course absolutely beautiful (inside and out). Not great at goodbyes but we forgive her for that because she makes each journey with her one to remember.
*Frederico and Eugene drinking Kale smoothies at the morning Farmers’ market*
Frederico: Happened upon a Wacky Jacqui last night. I think we’re besties now.
Eugene: I thought I was your bestie!?
Frederico: You’re okay, but let’s be honest you’re no Wacky Jacqui.
Eugene: … that’s fair
Frederico: Happened upon a Wacky Jacqui last night. I think we’re besties now.
Eugene: I thought I was your bestie!?
Frederico: You’re okay, but let’s be honest you’re no Wacky Jacqui.
Eugene: … that’s fair
by Scorpian King April 27, 2022