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Also written as:
W.O.T.E.M., or wotem.

A Waste Of Time, Effort and Money.

1. adj. Describes a person or event.
2. N. A person not worth the time of day.
3. Extreme abuse at a person worthy of the title.
1. What a fucking wotem that was!
2. That guy is such a wotem.
3. Your such a wotem, I'm never speaking to you again.
4. Don't go near that guy, he's a real wotem!
5. Fuck off you useless wotem!
WOTEM by Deci February 5, 2004
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WOTM by RFreed February 26, 2018
Related Words
WOTEM • WotE • woem • Woeman • WDTEM • woter • wotm • woemance • Woempa • WokeMen
A term of indifference, as developed by Shire-molls. Derived from the term 'Whatever'.
Similar to 'Wotevs', however the spelling is better.
A: "This is a no-parking zone."
B: "WOTEVZ."
wotevz by EddieWeener January 18, 2008
The action of wriggling around in the ground, like a worm, screaming “holy mama, where’s my nuggets” whilst dressed up as a mermaid
I like to woem
Woem by Manky rat June 8, 2020
The actual name Jesus Christ gave to half of the population (the non-males). So named because they bring woe to man.
Yo, that chick is a perfect example of a woeman. She brings woe to man.
woeman by Jugs Kumar April 21, 2010
The real spelling of woman, changed to hide the fact that women bring much woe with them.
That chick brings so much drama around with her that she is a perfect example of a woeman.
woeman by doinurmom February 3, 2010
Way Over the Mother Fucking Top

The word can have a negative or playful connotation

pronounced "wot-mift"
The drunk girl at the party last night was wotmft.

Carrot Top is wotmft.
wotmft by gaijinmercenary July 15, 2006
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