WIMLLT 

Why Is My Life Like This?
Generally used by whiners after describing a fwp.

Omg my little brother used up the last of the toothpaste so I had to use baking soda to brush my teeth! WIMLLT?!?!

WIMLLT by thuglyfecsws September 30, 2011

Willtarded 

Someone that acts like a complete dumbass or a baby in front of women.

Hey, don’t invite Willem over, he’s going to act willtarded.

Willtarded by Willtarded November 5, 2020

willtastic 

to find something fantastic or is totally you (William), but only a Will or William can say this to himself. otherwise someone not with the first name William can say as a compliment to the William. Not usually used in sarcasm.

"OMG this is so willtastic!"
"This shirt is totally willtastic."
"That date was so willtastic last night!"

willtastic by Will Petersen August 3, 2007

willthem 

Willthem is a beautiful guy with a big ass and massive cock

Zoe Loves Willthem

willthem by UnifiedSocialist November 19, 2018

Willtrap 

Willtrap is the best ship ever. Shush if you don’t agree

Me: Willtrap is a great ship and not that many people sexualize it anymore.

You: I agree

Willtrap by Willtrap June 6, 2021

Willtarded 

When someone is 6 foot 6 1/2 inches past retarded

Look at that willtarded guy

Willtarded by Bwayne ditty waken December 3, 2011

willtojacob 

Will is a very popular name from German heritage. Jacob is a very popular Jewish name. Everyone knows what the Germans did to Jews, so this word basically means *BURN*

If you dont shut up imma go willtojacob on you!

willtojacob by novafannovafan May 25, 2010