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Generally used by whiners after describing a fwp.
Omg my little brother used up the last of the toothpaste so I had to use baking soda to brush my teeth! WIMLLT?!?!
WIMLLT by thuglyfecsws September 30, 2011
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Willtarded 

Someone that acts like a complete dumbass or a baby in front of women.
Hey, don’t invite Willem over, he’s going to act willtarded.
Willtarded by Willtarded November 5, 2020

willtastic 

to find something fantastic or is totally you (William), but only a Will or William can say this to himself. otherwise someone not with the first name William can say as a compliment to the William. Not usually used in sarcasm.
"OMG this is so willtastic!"
"This shirt is totally willtastic."
"That date was so willtastic last night!"
willtastic by Will Petersen August 3, 2007

willthem 

Willthem is a beautiful guy with a big ass and massive cock
Zoe Loves Willthem
willthem by UnifiedSocialist November 19, 2018

Willtrap 

Willtrap is the best ship ever. Shush if you don’t agree
Me: Willtrap is a great ship and not that many people sexualize it anymore.

You: I agree
Willtrap by Willtrap June 6, 2021

Willtarded 

When someone is 6 foot 6 1/2 inches past retarded
Look at that willtarded guy
Willtarded by Bwayne ditty waken December 3, 2011

willtojacob 

Will is a very popular name from German heritage. Jacob is a very popular Jewish name. Everyone knows what the Germans did to Jews, so this word basically means *BURN*
If you dont shut up imma go willtojacob on you!
willtojacob by novafannovafan May 25, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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