What Are You Wearing?

The internationally recognized phrase meant to initiate phone sex.

*two people talking on the phone*

Kate: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!

Mark: That's funny, baby. So, what are you wearing?

Kate: You know those jeans blah blah blah and a tank top.

Mark: Why don't you slip out of 'em, baby?

by JohnnyBanananas September 07, 2010

What are you wearing

Since its Halloween...This is the only time when its not sexualized and feels appropriate to ask someone.

WHAT ARE YOU WEARING this Halloween?

by 6Nani9 October 31, 2020