W̵̡̱̱͍̫͚̱̪̑̈̔͜ͅa ̻̫̩͔̽̈́̅̈k ̠̥̟͖̞̣̓͊̀̍͑̍̾͜͠e̵̢͓̺͖͓̙̣͇̯̹̾̀͠͠ ̞̘͓͍̾͊̔̓̎́̃̃Ü̶͇̙̥̪̿p̵̺̈́͋͐̂͒̍̈́̇͘ 

Wake up qU ɘʞɒW
Wake up qU ɘʞɒW
Wake up qU ɘʞɒW
Wake up qU ɘʞɒW
Wake up qU ɘʞɒW

¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸ W̵̡̱̱͍̫͚̱̪̑̈̔͜ͅa ̻̫̩͔̽̈́̅̈k ̠̥̟͖̞̣̓͊̀̍͑̍̾͜͠e̵̢͓̺͖͓̙̣͇̯̹̾̀͠͠ ̞̘͓͍̾͊̔̓̎́̃̃Ü̶͇̙̥̪̿p̵̺̈́͋͐̂͒̍̈́̇͘ ¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸

W̵̡̱̱͍̫͚̱̪̑̈̔͜ͅa ̻̫̩͔̽̈́̅̈k ̠̥̟͖̞̣̓͊̀̍͑̍̾͜͠e̵̢͓̺͖͓̙̣͇̯̹̾̀͠͠ ̞̘͓͍̾͊̔̓̎́̃̃Ü̶͇̙̥̪̿p̵̺̈́͋͐̂͒̍̈́̇͘ by Crackerwacker74 February 7, 2023

Wake Up Ball 

Interrupting a loved one's slumber with the sudden placement of one's testicles into their mouth.

A combination of the teabag with the alarm cock method.

"There's nothing quite like a saggy-scrotumed Wake Up Ball to start the day off right!"

"Here's your 2am Wake Up Ball, you nut-gargling whore!"

"Got any tic tacs? This morning's Wake Up Ball wasn't exactly minty fresh."

Wake Up Ball by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009

wake up and smell the doodoo 

The term is used to define a person who is not in tune with reality. A person who is stuck in the world of make-believe.

A person who doesn't believe fat meat is greasy. A person who doesn't want to believe shit stinks.

A buddy of mine John is no longr cool with me because I made wake him wake up and smell the doodoo about the music business. He wanted to believe artists made more off of ablums than record companies.

Once reality kicked in, he hates my guts because his heart was filled with greed.

wake up and smell the doodoo by dwayne May 11, 2004

Wake Up with the King

(v.) When you wake up next to a giant, mute man-puppet who subsequently offers you a breakfast sandwich for no apparent reason.

Note: The breakfast sandwich likely serves as consideration for whatever the creepy man-puppet did to your anus while you were asleep

Dude, I nearly shit my pants when I woke up with the King. How the fuck did that asshole get into my room again? I also think he might have raped me this time, but I'm not pressing charges because he gave me a breakfast sandwich.

Wake Up with the King by John Hold October 8, 2004

wake up call 

When you've been doing something self destructive for some time (perhaps without realizing it) before something serious happens that forces you to come to terms with what you've been doing and that you need to stop.

Usually involves something medical but can involve anything serious.

He used to eat tons of junk food, stuff with all sorts of sugar, salty snack foods, you name it. It doesn't help that he rarely exercised. He didn't seem to get that even the manufacturers of those foods stress the importance of a balanced diet. His wake up call was a heart attack that almost killed him. Fortunately, he took it seriously and made a lot of changes to his lifestyle.

They used to seem like they had everything. They lived well beyond their means. Most people thought they were rich. It took almost losing their house for them to start opening their eyes and living within their means. It was a real wake up call.

wake up call by Optimist with experience April 14, 2009

Nigga Wake Up Call (NWUC) 

Acronym for "Nigga Wake Up Call"

Describes an incident where a person of color forgets that they are of color and are reminded rather brutally by an unexpected act of racism.

"The Mexicans got their Nigga Wake Up Call (NWUC). They were running around here thinking they were white folks."- Paul Mooney

Nigga Wake Up Call (NWUC) by WeedsFan November 23, 2016

two days and a wake up 

(U.S.) Term used following a particular period of time to reference how many complete days or watches plus the time spent on the last day leaving a service member has before a tour of duty or field evolution is complete.

e.g.: "Two days and a wake up, and I'm gone!"

two days and a wake up by Flash Freak 342 March 6, 2016