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Vortex of Awesomeness 

When a womans vag eats part of their pants.
Matt said "Holy shit! look at that vortex of awesomeness!!!"

Over the years, Matt and Kyle have learned to extend their peripheral vision to 360 degrees in hopes of scouting out every vortex.

Shelly's vortex eats all other vortexes, as well as black holes, planets, stars and occasionally galaxies.
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