Volleyball Queen

A volleyball queen(s) are a group of girls, or one female who think they rule the sport of volleyball just because they are on their school volleyball team, or are on their local city volleyball team (all you have to pay is a large amount of money $1500-3000). They are usually regular girls when they are not near a volleyball. But when there is a group of 6 people playing for example, and 5 are volleyball queens, they will completely ignore the "non volleyball player" and totally let out their inner Regina George. Sometimes, they may even say, "You can't play with us." The only time that person gets to bump or spike is when she gets to retrieve the ball. Even then, the person you spike to may just let the ball drop in front of her. Sometimes, they will allow you to play to look nice but if you mess up they'll give you the meanest glare EVER and stomp off to retrieve it. Or they'll start whispering furiously to the person next to her while staring at you.

Signs that a person MAY be a volleyball queen: You carry a volleyball to school everyday. You play volleyball before school, during lunch, or after school. You literally go crazy if you are not allowed to play volleyball when a volleyball is 5 feet or closer to you. Most of your Instagram photos are of your volleyball team, you blocking someone, you spiking, or you playing volleyball at the beach with a bikini on. You LOVE Lululemon.

Volleyball queens are basically bitches when it comes to volleyball.

"Oh. My gosh. I was playing volleyball with some people today and i spiked a perfect ball to McKenzie and she just watched it fall. What a bitch."
"No, she's not bitch. She's a VOLLEYBALL QUEEN."

"Did you see my roll shots? It was perfect every single time! It was funny how everyone tried to copy me except they all failed lmao.
"Dude. You're acting a bit like a volleyball queen right now.
"No I'm not! You're just jealous because no one ever passes the ball to you and everyone passes it to me."
"Exactly."

Volleyball Queen by Lana Lover May 12, 2014

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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