Voepelize 

Verb, to pwn something or someone into the ground; to reduce an individual to crying in the fetal position under their bed.
Superior to pwn

Richard just voelpelized Nikko. Oh shit was he hurt?

Will:I want to voepelize that wanker.
Andy: Why do you want to fuck that bitch up?

Voepelize by Will McGee April 4, 2008

vowelize 

to edit an audio clip so that all of
the sounds of the consonants are
removed, leaving only the vowel sounds.
this creates a sort-of "concentrated
melody".

vowelize by Quahogs! August 12, 2003