Vistafication 

When a highly anticipated tech product is released to the public with undisclosed major flaws creating generally overblown PR mayhem, including but not limited to: Tech blogger rants and link-baiting; fanboy tears, anguish, disbelief and excuses; impotent manufacturer patches and/or fixes; repeated BP-ish responses from corporate executives; snarky comments enclosed in competitor's advertisements; open letters from populist-whore politicians; angry rants from Whoopi Goldberg; some sort of obligatory but thoughtless comment from Steve Wozniak. Named for the the Microsoft Product Windows Vista.

The Apple iPhone 4 was regarded as the greatest smartphone ever, or at least until it was discovered that the antennae system was slightly less capable than Abe Vigoda's unmedicated penis and subsequently underwent a complete and public Vistafication.

Vistafication by Prostate of Grace July 15, 2010

Vishification 

The act of voluntary submitting yourself to extreme physical punishment.

Vishification just took place. I am going to be really sore tomorrow.

Vishification by Flatusmaker September 13, 2018

Vastafication 

noun. The modern day term for the fetish a male posseses concerning a womans foot and/or feet. One with this condition tends to engage in vigorous sexual encounters with the feet and the feet alone. Extreme sexual gratification comes from this condition for this person

"So one time Rocco decided to perform Vastafication on his girlfriends feet. She put them together and he rubbed his man junk all up in it. He sir, he laied the Alaskan Pipeline to her feet"

Vastafication by Tyjuice Nukkaballa December 28, 2005

Vistafcation 

The process of upgrading your pc to windows vista.

Hmmm, it seems your computer iz going through vistafcation

Vistafcation by Lunadon Computers February 26, 2017