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Vintage Vag

The Vagina of a woman over the age of 45 years is known as Vintage Vag. Some Vintage Vag is in good condition, but most Vintage Vags feature crust, and fanny flaps of a wide diameter.
Do you Fancy her?
No I like her mum better, I fancy some Vintage Vag Mate!
by Maverick Corleone May 11, 2006
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A women over 55 who ages like fine wine. Young men do a double take when seeing them at the gym, in a business meeting, at their children's activities, out dining with friend, on the beach etc. Vintage Vagina's maintain their best physical appearance, require nothing more than a swipe of mascara and clear lip gloss, never wear spanx, built their careers from the bottom up through the 80' & 90's and are now the movers and shakers for women their age.
Christie Brinkley slays being a Vintage Vagina.
by CocoC cocococCOcOCOc April 10, 2017
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Gorgeous woman over 50+ years old that has well maintained there bodies and facial features.
Examples: Ebony Milfs,Nia Long,Angela Bassett, Teshia Cambell,Vivica Fox
The meeting was held at a vintage vaginal resort.
Aged vaginal
Sexy 50+ Ebony
Beautiful blk mature women
by XZACKLY May 16, 2016
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