A Vietnam Coma is when you have too many Vietnam Flashbacks at once and you than undergo what top researchers call, The Vietnam Coma. Constant reminder of when your best buddies, back in NAM, walk up into the trench and than getting blown up by a land mine that was thrown by those darn soldiers.
Guy 1: Hey, can Guy 3 come out and get drinks with us?
Guy 2: Nah dude, Guy 3 is in a Vietnam Coma.
Guy 1: Oh jesus dude, what happened?
Guy 2: Got reminded of his platoon getting blown up, by a land mine.
Guy 1: I am so sorry.
Guy 2: Nah dude, Guy 3 is in a Vietnam Coma.
Guy 1: Oh jesus dude, what happened?
Guy 2: Got reminded of his platoon getting blown up, by a land mine.
Guy 1: I am so sorry.
by Mr.MemerTheDankTerrorist May 21, 2016
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