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Viagriculture is the cultivation of the penis in the effort to sustain and enhance life, often utilizing medicinal enhancements (e.g. Viagra, Cialis) to ensure quality performance ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ).
I got my Ph.D. in Viagriculture.

Old Man: Gee willikers, I'm sure glad that I can still make love to my wife.
Younger Man: Yes, viagriculture is a growing field.
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by AntiAdenoidLeague November 06, 2018
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Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
I felt deep sonder thinking about the all the people who looked up this word along with me.
by rednos January 10, 2013
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