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Veneesa is a name for a fiercely crazy, beautiful girl. She has the best bitch face you'll ever see, but whenever you peel back her many many layers you'll discover that she has a heart of gold. Don't double cross her though, she'll give second chances but not thirds.
Dayyum, did you see veneesa today? She was looking fine but that stare freezes hearts.
veneesa by Gmoney1738 March 24, 2016
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Venessa Yau

A girl who is shy at first, but once you get to know her, she is simply amazing. She will transform your life into something really great and she will be the best thing that can happen to you. She is really pretty, cute and caring. She's also really hot and funny. She normally is a bit sensitive but only because she doesn't want to lose you. You have to be loyal and nice to her and dont do anything to hurt her. You must treat her with respect. Venessa Yau's come 1 in a trillion!
Oh my! I got myself a Venessa Yau!!!
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A very outgoing girl with lots of confidence. She may be shy at first, but once you get to know her, you'll know who she truly is; an awesome, loyal, honest, funny, and will give you as much attention as you need. She'll always be there for you no matter what. She's a bit shy when it comes to guys as well.
Girl: I need a new best friend...
Boy: What about someone named Venessa? I heard they're REALLY good friends to have.
Venessa by JasMadness July 7, 2012
Sassy as can be. She doesn't take shit from anyone. She'll tell you what's up even if you don't want to hear it. She's also quite intelligent and athletic. She can drink just about anyone under the table; do not test her she may punch you in a black out rage. Mostly, she is fun-loving and gets along with just about everyone. She is quite clumsy though. If you do know Venessa very well, she is probably the best friend anyone could have and very loyal. She is very honest... With everything.
Did someone just fall down the stairs? Venessa must be home.
Venessa by Vanili February 3, 2010
Venessa's are good cooks. They can cook anything from mexican to chinese food.

Venessa's are very pretty and all guys want to date her. They look good in any hair color and any style. Venessa's like makeup and sparkly things. They are loyal, funny, smart, sassy, and all around fun.
If you have a Venessa in your life you are lucky. Especially if your a significant other. She will love you like nobody else ever will.
I wish I had Venessa as a wife she's such a catch.

My bestfriend Venessa is so loyal and pretty.
venessa by my5boys June 10, 2014
The clearly superior version to the typical spelling vAnessa.

A moderately common name for a female; pretty; hot; beautiful; perfect; cutest girl you'll ever see. Wonderful curves, awesome body, very hypersexual. Outgoing, Confident, Funny....
"Damn, That's so hot.... It's almost A Venessa."
Venessa by VintageV February 4, 2010
a very pretty and nice girl, will do anything to make u happy. sensitive but also stands up for herself, more importantly her friends. everyone in school has a crush on her, she would most likely hate all of them. once liked a boy, will never stop. dog lover, boba lover. her date night would be movie night with boba and friends, late at night with warm pillows and blankets. waifu / senpai / girlfriend / wifey / loml material !! more of a tom boy, but has a girly girl side!
boy 1: yo is venesa in your class this year?
boy 2; yeah why?
boy 1: omg lucky! she’s the best girl ever!
boy 2: really? wow! gotta talk to her now
Venesa by waifu! September 30, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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