Vassticles

Noun:

(1) A reference to testicles, particularly pertaining to Vassar College Students. As it is a well known fact there is so much bad assery going down in poughkeepsie, that they need their own distinct word.

(2) An expression of school spirit, particularly at Vassar College.

see also: Massive Cojones, Strength Courage and Wisdom,

(1)

Shiela: Whoa, check out the vassive vassticles on that guy!

Jane: Oh jeez, the things I would do with a pair of those...

(2)

Joe: Hey, did you catch that baseball game earlier today?

Matt: Nah dude, my vassticles shriveled today.

Joe: ........

by My boy builds Coffins May 1, 2011

Assticles

Otherwise known as the taint or the chode, assticles typically occur in men of advanced age. After gravity has taken its toll on the scrotum, the advanced stretching begins to affect the anus. Eventually they become one.

Harold was in the bathroom the other day battling with some troubling constipation. To his surprise his scrotum lapped delicately at the water. He called to his wife. "Gertrude!"

"What is it Harold" she replied.
"Get in here and tell me why my balls are in the water" he gasped.
"OMG Harold!" she exclaimed. "You have assticles you filthy old fucker!"

by *samIam* February 19, 2010

bassticles

Your ability to fish in reference to the size of your balls

"Hey Logan, you have small bassticles"

by The Lender November 25, 2007

vagesticles

A pair, or singe testicle(s) hanging from somewhere in a womens vagina.

Ms.Coles had vagesticles implanted last week.

by Colin W. July 21, 2007

vagsicles

when its so cold you have icicles form in your vagina

brrrrr.......so cold i got out vagsicles!

Global warming is a sham, and I have the vagsicles to prove it!

by tommmay April 13, 2010

vagesticles

n. the combination of testicles and a vagina, possessed usually by a hemaphrodite, the international symbol for which is a V formed by the index and middle finger of the left hand, devided by the index finger of the right hand.

that shemale has huge vagesticles

by SuperCameron March 28, 2003

Vagsticles

Vagisticles, very self explanitory to be honest.
Female Testicles = Vagsticles.
For males, who have been told they've got vagistlces, are very embarrased, it is not normal.

Jesse : Matt Has Vagsticles!!!!!
Matt : I do not, have vagsticles!!
Class : hahaha. :)
But he really does.
(Admitting it is embarrasing)

by Billie-loo June 21, 2008