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Vannhandled 

When a person named Vann, is so unaware of others' feelings that he often molests them.

-note: for anyone else this would be manhandling, or manhandled, but if a Vann performs this on you or your friends often it can be claimed: Vannhandled.
Dude, Vann came from the bar last night and Vannhandled me. . . not cool.
Vannhandled by Will Shepp April 2, 2010
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Mannhandled Mark

The hickey line bruise that you find strapped across your neck after an overnighter with a maneater monster.
Guy 1: Man I partied so hard last night I passed out and woke up with the Mannhandled Mark.

Guy 2: Oh man thats terrible I got one last week too...

Sasha Vanhandler 

Sasha Vanhandler is the most caring person and always tries to cheer you up when you are down. She's always looking out for others and one of the kindest people you'll ever meet.
Sasha Vanhandler is the most beautiful person inside and out !
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