vanasseldonk Share definition Flag Vanasseldonk is a very special name, home to all of the assholes. Although they are "dOnkEhS" they are funny as shit and are hoots. Have you ever met a vanasseldonk? They're so crazy idek what to think, but I like it!! vanasseldonk by vannier9 April 19, 2020 0 0 Get merch Get the vanasseldonk mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch