Vampire kid 

A douche bad kid who thinks its fun to dress in black. They are straight-A preppy retards who think its cool to vaguely dress like a goth kid. They can be seen meeting in the woods listening to hannah montana under the full moon drinking a red liquid (not blood) in a chalice of some sort. They try to be dark but usually end up making goth kids look bad.

Goth: Hey is that kid trying to be goth?!?
Other goth: No hes "Vamp"
Goth: ...douche.
Vampire kid: Hey light up guys were just as dark as you maybe even DARKER.
Goth kid: Do you even smoke??
Vamp kid: No of course not smoking is bad for you!!!
Goth kid: *slams head on table*

Vampire kid by Pan!c December 23, 2008

Vampire kid 

A subculture similar to goth. Members are usually dark outsiders in society, which is why they identify with vampires, who are also dark outsiders. Usually dress in black with hints of neon colours.

I'm a vampire kid! I don't fit in anywhere, but maybe the vamps will understand meh

Vampire kid by Chazza2121 March 17, 2015

Emo Vampire Kid 

That one depressed kid at your school who sits in the dark, wears black, and thinks he's a vampire

Joe1: *looks at dark corner* Who's that?
Joe2: Oh, thats the emo vampire kid
Joe1: Wait, he's a vampire?
Joe2: No, he just thinks he is, thats what separates him from the rest of the emos.

Emo Vampire Kid by Equals Three January 15, 2011

vampirekin 

A person who spiritually identifies as a Vampire. They may experience symptoms like desiring blood, or feeling 'phantom' fangs when they 'shift' (feeling more like their kin(the creature they identify as)).

The person may also take part in Vampirism, and feed off people. Either by drinking blood (human(from a willing donor) or animal) or by feeding off someone's energy.

1) Have you heard they are a member of the Otherkin community?
2) That's cool; what kintype are they?
1) Vampirekin

2) Huh! I've been meaning to find out more about the Otherkin community...

vampirekin by Sophi118 June 26, 2021

vampirekiss 

when a guy is licking out a girl's vagina during her period, he gets a "vampire kiss" - a very bloody mouth!

vampirekiss by Dune April 25, 2003

vampireidous 

Step outside and you die... 1% of the population have this disease. VERY rare

Im sorry i cant go outside.. i have vampireidous

vampireidous by Fitzgerald smiley January 7, 2021