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Sex organ of an Indo-Aryan Vaishya. In the Penis Caste System, the largest Aryan Penis, exceeding the Kshatriya Penis, which in turn dwarfs the Brahmin Penis.

After careful measurements over centuries, Prakrit & Sanskrit sexologists determined the Vaishya Penis to number 6-8 inches, larger than both the 4-5 inch Kshatriya Penis & the 2-3 inch Brahmin Penis. However, this 'Gulliver of the Aryans', this 'Giant among Caucasoids' is but a 'Lilliputian among Shudras', a 'Dwarf among Dravidians'. For the Baniya Penis is still smaller than the legendary 9-10 inch Shudra Penis of the Negroid-Australoid Dravidians, which Indo-Aryan sexologists have recorded as the largest penis in the world:

"In accordance, Hindoo males were thus categorized:

Shushah (hare man) ... Being ... a Brahmin, his penis ... is small (two or three inches) ...
Mrigah (buck man) ... Being ... a Kshatriya, his penis is slightly thicker & longer, four or five inches.
Vrishubha (bull man), the tough muscular artisan type. Being the counterpart of Sunkhinee, his penis is (for a merchant) from six to seven inches in length or (for an agriculturist) from seven to eight.
Ushvah (stallion man) ... Being the counterpart of Hustinee & of the servile {ie. Shudra} caste, he has adorning his body a nine to ten-inch, wrist-thick tassel; & his seminal water flows like the Ganges in flood." (Ananga-Ranga III.3, in: 'The Jewel in the Lotus' Allen Edwardes. NY: Julian Press, 1959, p.60).
a) Baniya Modi: Hehe, you are a Brahmin so you must be having a tiny Brahmin Penis!
Pundit Shastri: So? Your Vaishya Penis still can't compete with a Shudra Penis!

b) Kama Kalpa describes the Vaishya Penis thus: "The classification of the male is mainly based on the length of the membrum virile. The smaller & thinner the member, the better the man. The four types of men are:

(1) Shasha or Hare Man ...
(2) Mirga or Buck-Man ...
(3) Vrishabha or Bull Man: The Bull is a rough & ready type with a quick temper & an overbearing disposition. His limbs are sinewy, forehead high, & eyes red & large. He loves music but of the vulgar sort. He has little inclination for the delights of the soul or even of the intellect, but is fond of the pleasures of the flesh. Not particularly loyal, he delights in the company of several women & is quite capable of satisfying the desires of all. He is the male counterpart of the Samkhini.
(4) Asva or Stallion Man : ... Blessed with a phallus nine inches long, he ... loves to mate with large women of the Hastini type.

These four types, more or less, correspond to the four castes of the Hindus. The Hare corresponds to the Brahmin, the Buck to the Kshatriya, the Bull to the Vaishya & the Stallion to the degraded Sudra."
- ("Kama Kalpa ; or, The Hindu ritual of love." Paul Thomas, 12th ed., Bombay: D. B. Taraporevala, 1960, p.79)
by Moollah_Do_Pyaza November 04, 2011
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