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Vaginastick 

Used as an insult to a girl who moves like they have a stick up their puss puss.
"She's got a vaginastick"
Vaginastick by Jeffydickballs December 17, 2017

Vagistick 

Using a lady's wet vagina as Chapstick if Chapstick is not available.
I had really dry lips this morning, luckily my girlfriend was horny so I used some Vagistick!

vaginalickery 

Like cocksuckery but the opposite. You can use this word to signify things you don't give a shitlicker about.
Hey Jim, wanna go to the sports tournament tomorrow?

I ain't interested in that vaginalickery.

Vagintastic

vagintastic(adj) - A word commonly used to express excitement in a vaginal way
Marcy was acting like a complete fool that day at the party!
- No!! She had just a simple case a vagintasticism. She was all over every guy!! Got Laid.... And Now her vagina is vagintastic!
Vagintastic by Perving April 9, 2009

VaginaStache Wax 

When you havent blown a load in a week and you empty your balls on to your girl's landing strip. Then proceed to curl her stache using your jizzum as wax
Chris: Hey man, did you have fun with your girl last night??

Josh: Ya bro! I gave her some vaginastache wax!

Chris: What the donkey balls is vaginastache wax?

Josh: I blew a fat load on her vaginastach, then twisted the ends using my jizz as wax. You know, vaginastache wax.

Chris: Oh nice! Im gonna go spacedock myself.
VaginaStache Wax by Hosh NYC April 9, 2010

vaginakick 

kicking a gurl in the vagina. Insted of kicking a guy in the balls
the beyotch just stole my man, she needs a serious vaginakick
vaginakick by Anonymous March 18, 2003
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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