vagintastic(adj) - A word commonly used to express excitement in a vaginal way
Marcy was acting like a complete fool that day at the party!
- No!! She had just a simple case a vagintasticism. She was all over every guy!! Got Laid.... And Now her vagina is vagintastic!
When you havent blown a load in a week and you empty your balls on to your girl's landing strip. Then proceed to curl her stache using your jizzum as wax
Chris: Hey man, did you have fun with your girl last night??
Josh: Ya bro! I gave her some vaginastache wax!
Chris: What the donkey balls is vaginastache wax?
Josh: I blew a fat load on her vaginastach, then twisted the ends using my jizz as wax. You know, vaginastache wax.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.