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Vagina Fairys 

The vagina fairys are the farys who live in my vagina, They have built a city in all 15 of them, Saddly 3 of the vaginas were destroyed because of zombies, :(

Vagina fairys #12345 got and A* in the it's GCSE SCIENCE
We are very proud.

Where as vagina fairy #23454 got a F we disowned him.

But the rest go and attack people and kill them from the inside, They enter through the toe nails.

They also through shoes at people ¬.¬ Evil basterds

But it's mostly their "Home" what is evil ^_^
Look at the Vagina Fairys =D
Vagina Fairys by disnuvcdsv June 21, 2010
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vagina fairy 

1. The visit many men pray for after having sex without birth control.

2. The single worst 3+ days of a man's month (also for the women I guess)

3. Kinda like the tooth fairy, but has bigger teeth and smells like low tide

4. The visit women pray for after making a mistake(with the guy from definition #1) while drunk the other night.

5. I could go on forever
Guy: So has the Vagina fairy come yet?

Girl: No I'm late 2 weeks

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"Your mom's the Vagina fairy"

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So when does your visit from the Vigina Fairy end?

vagina fairy by Buenafe, A August 30, 2007

fairy vagina 

A fairy vagina is a girl who makes absolutely zero effort to attract guys but somehow they flock to her like moths to a flame. The term "fairy vagina" comes from the series True Blood where Pam screams "Im so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina." Sookie draws vampires and other creatures to her inexplicably then we find out it is because they find her fairy scent irresistable. This is the same effect fairy vagina girls have on real men in real life without even trying.
"Dude, how is Dina getting all these guys to go crazy over her?"
"She has a fairy vagina."
"Oh, true."
fairy vagina by ammxs April 21, 2018
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