Urban Dickionary 

The best porn site that has all the lingo in it.

*googles turnt fuc boi takes dank memes in the bumhole*

"Omg thot you're like literally gunna make me cum rn"

"OMG Yesssssss RT!"- first result on urban dickionary

Urban Dickionary by Spicy Memes June 3, 2016

Urban Dickionary 

Basically a digital burn book. Where people vent about their classmates and people they hate anonymously hoping to make themselves feel better about their own sad lives.

You: Haha <insert name> is such a loser!

You: I’m gonna add their name to Urban Dickionary with a bunch of swear words!
*Submits*
Also you: Hah-aha...ah *cries*

Urban Dickionary by Itchythot2000 November 14, 2018

Urban Dickionary 

A badass version of the thing you're on right now.

Use the badass version of a dictionary an urban dickionary motherfucker!

Urban Dickionary by Dr Lupo January 18, 2019

Urban Dictionary Dumbass 

Someone who writes Urban Dictionary definitions about themselves, or people who they know, but who are not famous. Esp. when those definition is "*insert name here* is very cool and attractive."

Person 1: Hey! Jeremiah defined himself on Urban Dictionary!
Person 2: What an Urban Dictionary Dumbass...

Urban Dictionary Dumbass by Snowskeeper February 25, 2013

Your Name On Urban Dictionary

Your opportunity to go on Urban Dictionary and make a super flattering, overly embellished definition describing the name you carry.

Peter: See? You can put Your Name on Urban Dictionary, and make a definition for it.

Steve: Says here “Peters” are the sweetest, kindest men.

Peter: Damn right.

Steve: That’s bullshit, though. Cause you’re a piece of shit.

Peter: Yeah, but putting this down helps me and other Peter’s feel better about ourselves.

Your Name On Urban Dictionary by Chuds McGee October 1, 2019

Urban Dictionary Editors 

The people who decide which definitions get approved on this website. Few of them actually follow the publishing guidelines.

Bad Urban Dictionary Editor: I don't like this definition. *reject* I don't agree with this definition. *reject*

Good Urban Dictionary Editor: This definition might be a little offensive, but it still follows the publishing guidelines. *accept*

I doubt this definition will get through the Urban Dictionary Editors.

Urban Dictionary Editors by Quzu July 18, 2011

Urban Dictionary Mug 

1. An overpriced, useless cup that you can buy if you click the "BUY THE MUG" button below this definition.
2. Known by the creators of this website to be a "Ceramic white Urban Dictionary 11 oz mug. One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe."
3. An desperate attempt to raise money for a online slang dictionary

Juan: How much does that Urban Dictionary Mug cost?
Trump: 25 dollars, my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars, so I'm rich enough to buy something as useless as an overpriced cup.

Urban Dictionary Mug by RadiantSmash February 1, 2017