Unvolve

To evolve as a unit, together, towards a better future.

Whereas evolution has typically been defined as natural selection, survival of the fittest, if we are to prevail as a species we must learn to Unvolve, to unite, to thrive as a collective.

"If we want to combat AI, we must learn to unvolve."

Unvolve by cfuen September 4, 2017

unvolve

verb. to cowardly end or avoid getting into a relationship by slowly (or quickly) phasing oneself out of the other's life.

More often done by males, although females are not immune.

"Dude, she was hot and all, but now she thinks I'm her boyfriend- I just wanted to hook up!"

"Dude, that sucks. What are you going to do?"

"It's time to unvolve, stat."

unvolve by Fenster December 3, 2009

buzzfeed unsolved 

an internet series by buzzfeed in which two hilarious idiots, shane madej and ryan bergara, go investigate unsolved mysteries

average buzzfeed unsolved episode
shane:*is a smartass*
ryan: (wheeze)

buzzfeed unsolved by galactic.cola March 10, 2018

buzzfeed unsolved 

A mini show on the YouTube channel for BuzzFeed blue created and ran by paranormal believer Ryan bergara and his skeptical friend Shane madej

Guy 1:ah man did you see the latest episode of BuzzFeed unsolved.
Guy 2: yeah man Ryan is a total crybaby shaniacs for life
Guy 1: nah man i am a believer so boogaras for life!

buzzfeed unsolved by The Greek God Mark December 7, 2017

Buzzfeed unsolved 

A YouTube series with two dumbasses who are friends. They investigate supernatural stuff and unsolved crimes. It’s really fcking funny. Also the tall man might be a demon:/

Buzzfeed Unsolved
Ryan: *gets possessed and thrown across the room, eyes glowing red*
Shane: “strong wind you got there”

Buzzfeed unsolved by Nookiethemomeater July 29, 2019

unevolved italian 

A dirty beaner.

The unevolved italian government won't pay for the trump wall.

unevolved italian by Bacccccon October 23, 2017

Unevolved 

Used to describe someone who has not grown to have emotional maturity, or has not developed a deeper understanding of people and/or life.

That sorority is seriously unevolved... they still weight-shame everyone rushing.

That girl only cares about what people think of her, she’s so unevolved.

Unevolved by canyounot August 19, 2020