Unumsexual
Through every asshole on the planet you fall for one person and you want nothing more than to spend a millennium with them cuddling (or smashing whatever works for you)
Unumsexual by Nico winters July 22, 2017
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UwUsexual
UwUsexual is an (fake) sexuality made by retardeds who thinks that making "UwU" on sexuality is quirky.
somebody 1 : hey what's your sexuality?
somebody 2 : oh i'm UwUsexual-
somebody 1 : NOT TODAY SATAN-
UwUsexual is when you find people who uses "UwU" hot
somebody 2 : oh i'm UwUsexual-
somebody 1 : NOT TODAY SATAN-
UwUsexual is when you find people who uses "UwU" hot
UwUsexual by big shit simp March 8, 2021
Related Words
unasexualised
unasexualised is a term invented by Caspian IV, which means when someone isn't asexual anymore because they saw a really hot person that they'd fuck
unasexualised by Nameless44 April 8, 2021
unisexually appealing
A person whose personality and/or features attract both men and women, regardless of sexual orientation. Often in a class of their own.
Bro: "See that girl over there? Damn I want her."
Gay Chick: "One night is all it would take..."
Chick: "I'd go gay for her."
Everybody wants her. She's unisexually appealing.
Gay Chick: "One night is all it would take..."
Chick: "I'd go gay for her."
Everybody wants her. She's unisexually appealing.
unisexually appealing by Unicorns & Rainbows June 8, 2010
Unsexual
Someone who does not have a sexual preference, or is in a relationship but does not have/enjoy sex. This mostly occurs with women, but the term "Unsexual" is usually only used when refering to males. Unsexuals can have relationships, but the relationships are usually pressuring because of sex. So the unsexual will either have sex to please the partner, or break up with the person. Almost all unsexuals end up alone, unless they find a partner that is also an unsexual.
Zelda: "So how long have you and Bill been dating?"
Mary: "6 months"
Zelda: "So how's the sex?"
Mary: "Umm... we don't have sex... Bill's an Unsexual"
Zelda: "Oh my, I'm so sorry"
Mary: "6 months"
Zelda: "So how's the sex?"
Mary: "Umm... we don't have sex... Bill's an Unsexual"
Zelda: "Oh my, I'm so sorry"
Unsexual by Immortal-Jake January 22, 2007
Unosexual
Unosexual (Uno-Sexual)-
A person who's sexuality requires only themselves also known as a masturbator. Typically prefers solo interaction. Uno as in one.
A person who's sexuality requires only themselves also known as a masturbator. Typically prefers solo interaction. Uno as in one.
Unosexual by WordBank;) August 4, 2010
Unisexuality
While hermaphroditism speaks to the outward appearance of both male and female sex organs, Unisexuality is more about both genders existing at once in the same person.
Unisexuality by author Stephan Smolka February 27, 2010
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