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A sandwich wrap made with lettuce instead of bread.
Can you grab me an unwich from Jimmy John's?
unwich by Sally Y July 6, 2011
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unlightening 

A process of "learning" something that makes you feel dumber.
The conversation I had with my blind date was so unlightening that I practically fell asleep before the salad course.
unlightening by PanamanianWhiteMan September 20, 2011
Word of the Day on June 2, 2022

unlicensed pharmacist 

A term for a drug dealer. One who sells illicit substances. They usually specialize in one or two types of drugs.
I have an appointment with my unlicensed pharmacist this evening at seven.
Something that is both unique and niche. Basically double highly specific
Thats a pretty uniche tool for the job.
Uniche by markerpax April 12, 2016

unlicensed proctologist 

A TSA agent.
1. I sure hope I don't get raped at the airport by the unlicensed proctologists in the security line.

2. TSA Motto: Giving free prostate exams since 2001.

3. Getting a free prostate exam is just a few off-color jokes about a bomb away.

unlicensed hunter 

Someone who goes hunting illegally; he justifies himself by stating he went hunting for deer with a licenced adult, his uncle. But, nothing justifies him when he goes shooting game underhandedly and unjustly.

See Clinton Green.
watch out! WATCH OUT!!! THE UNLICENSED HUNTER IS COMING!!! RUUUUUUUUUN!!! RUN AWAY FROM CLINT!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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