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University of Cincinnati

A large bad ass university located on the outskirts of Cincinnati Ohio. UC is known for its football team that will KILL your football team, girls that can out-drink your guys, and prestigious academics that will make your school look like Devry. UC is also known for its location in the strait hood, so you know they pack some serious heat.
University of Cincinnati- COME EARLY, BE LOUD, WEAR BLACK.
University of Cincinnati by 0HI0 September 21, 2009
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University of Cincinnati

1. A large university near the city of Cincinnati that has a disproportionately high number of ugly female students.

2. A university in southwestern Ohio well known for it's genetically modified mascot that has a mixture of bear and cat DNA.

3. The only university in the country with a student population of roughly 50% or higher who are still virgins upon graduation.

4. Rated in Wired Magazine as one of the most boring college campuses in the U.S.

5. One of the only college campuses in the nation where marijuana is virtually impossible to find.
If you're looking for a safe, lackluster, conservative college experience, then University of Cincinnati is the perfect college for you!

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016