United Stater 

Anyone who is not a native of the United States of America.
The term "American" fails to accurately describe someone living in the USA, because "America" refers to all of North and South America, so unless you are refering to each and every person on these two continents, you can not use the term "American". When refering to someone who lives in the USA, they are called a United Stater. Click tater hater for more information.

"Wow, George Bush is such a United Stater! So am I! So is everyone who lives in the USA!"

United Staters are Americans, but Americans are not always United Staters.

There are over 300 million United Staters.

United Stater by Ikurasake Gerigenion September 19, 2007

United State 

The country south of my beloved Canada. Its not all bad, except for a very flawed and dumbass leader. I also do not like the people who voted for that idiot. Bush can kiss my ass.
Lacks:
-Free Healthcare
-Smart Leader (although ours isint to great either)
-Self Contraint to NOT FUCKING GO TO WAR AT THE DROP OF A PIN
-The intelligence to reazlize that saying GOD BLESS AMERICA goes against there own constitution (not everyone belives in God u pricks.)
-Peacekeeping
-Eviromental Laws
-Surplus (7 trillion in debt? comon!)
-A strong dollar (ha bitches we own you now, $1.05 amercian right now!)
-Knowladge of ANYTHING CANADIAN.
Has:
-Strong enough military to protect us
-Good people in Democrats who will win this election(GO OBAMA!)
-Hollywood (w00t)
-T.V. Stations.
-The Interweb.

we just need to get along :D

US CANADIANS: WE DONT SAY ABOOT OR EH

JUST LIKE YOU AINT ALL HICKS WHO TALK LIKE UNEDUCATED MORONS.

Real quotes from Rick Mercers; Talking to Americans in the United States

Rick: (at Harvard) Our prime minister Tim Horton just got a double double.
Girl: Whats that?
Rick: Its when the prime minister gets support from both sides of the house.
Girl: O congrats
Rick : By the way what do u study
Girl : World Politics.

Rick: (at princeton) What do you think of the Saskatchuan (i know its spelt wrong im tired.) Seal Hunt?
Professor: I think beating seals to death is wrong!
Rick: What do you teach?
Professor: Geography.

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This Actually happened to me

At niagra Falls

american: Hey kid where are all the igloos?
Me: We dont live in igloos dumb fuck
American: Hey u forgot to say Eh!
Me: What the fuck are you talking about?
American : Dont u mean aboot? eh?
Me: FUCK YOU! FUCKING HICK! WE DONT LIVE IN IGLOOS! WE DONT SAY EH! E DONT SAY ABOOT! WE HAVE MORE THAN ONE ROAD, AND WE ARE NOT FUCKING PUSSIES! (i kick him in the balls at pussies)
American: (wincing in pain) you are so dead.
Me: Go fuck your president. *walks away*

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can i hear a w00t?

United State by Proud to be CANADIAN! January 30, 2008

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Person 2: Yes.
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