Undercuffler

Noun
The act of using ones hand to gently cup another's genitalia, while diddling said genitalia with the fingers, with a focused effort by the middle finger. Can also be used as a verb, and is effective for both men and women.

"I thought she was going to jerk me off, but instead she gave me the ole undercuffler."

"I was so shocked, I thought he was going to kiss me but he undercufflered me!"

by I201 June 18, 2017

undercumference

The distance from your clenched butthole to the edge of your ball sac

She was not impressed with my undercumference as it was coated with from under cheese

by Tranquist1899 September 11, 2015

Undercutler

A situation in which your job almost changes without your approval/knowledge, but when all is said and done, nothing actually changes.

A situation in which an individual's employer talks about changing the employee's status, but it never materializes.

Origin: The Denver Broncos received a trade proposal in February 2009 that would have sent Jay Cutler to Tampa Bay. Cutler was very upset with the situation, even though no trade ever happened. This trade that never happened has spurred the term "Undercutler(ed)".

Damn dude, I heard from Betty in HR that I got fired today. I'd better start looking for a new job incase it's not just an undercutler next time.

I really want to fire that guy but it's all one big undercutler.

by SmartWaterHippie March 18, 2009