The one person in the family who always lets you down and is generally an AHole.
Me: Hey thanks for the golf ball for Christmas.

Uncle Douche: I didn't know what to buy you ill get you back

Me: alright( sounds reasonable)

Situation: 6 months later nothing...3 years later nothing...at his funeral gave him back his golf ball.
by doug longz March 10, 2011
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