A pubic hair which gets trapped in your flys making it impossible to stand up without hurting your scrotum
I tried doing my zip up under the table cos I could feel a draught round my todger, but when I went to stand up I thought I was gonna pull my ballbag off! It was trapped by an umbollockle cord!
by Nuphagus December 26, 2019
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