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Ultimate Food Challenge 

What separates the men from the boys. It dwarfs things such as the milk mile, the beer mile and the burrito mile. It consists of 4 stages, all separated by running a quarter mile.


1:Foot Long HotDog (and any condiments you wish to put on it)

----quarter mile----
2:A Moes Burrito(Can either be a Joey Bag of Donuts or Homewrecker. Must consist of ATLEAST rice, beans and meat. Any other condiments you wish to add you may do so)

----quarter mile----
3:10 Chicken Wings(Any falvor-CANNOT be boneless....thats to easy. You MUST get a majority of meet off the bones. You will be supervised at this stage. You may not proceed until your supervisor has cleared you)

----quarter mile----

4:A Large Sundae(must consist of atleast 3 large scoops of ice cream. any flavor, any condiments.)

----quarter mile----

Optional:Time deduction agreed on by majority on participants for every time you vomit.


First one who crosses the finish line after completing all four stages wins.
WARNING:NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED

Recommended for people over the age of 13.

Have fun =)
guy1:Dude lets do something bad ass
guy2:lets do the ultimate food challenge....
guy1:shit dude. i dont know thats only a myth
guy2: stfu we are doing it.
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