Acronym for the United States Curmudgeon Foundation. This is an organization founded to set the record straight on how things used to be and damn well ought to be now.

Headquartered in Elroy, Texas, the Foundation meets on impromptu basis when the wind is right and the mood strikes them. Composed primarily of old cyclists, teachers, Subaru aficionados, doctors, and lawyers, the membership enjoys a lively discussion on all things wrong with current society.