UFKI 

(unnecessary fly kicked information)

becoming confused from too much information or detail about one subject in one sentence or paragraph, like being hit in the face with a big ball of information.

comes from the first "Cabin Fever" movie when the little crazy boy:Denis, out of nowhere starts fly kicking his way towards someone then bites him, this is where the term "fly kicked" comes from because it was unnecessary.. and random

GIRL "so what did he look like?"

GIRL2 "he had black hair that was like a cave that you ran into when you were frightened, blue eyes that were so blue they were bluer then normal blue, a brown dot that kind of hit you in the face like it was that kind of brown from a winter mud pile"

GIRL "dude, you totally just UFKI me"

UFKI by KAIITface April 7, 2010

ufking 

Used in the same context as fucking, but slightly less vulgar, yet still bearing the same context instead of "fiddlesticks" or some such other bullshit.

Me: Damn, I have to work Saturday again? This is the 3rd ufking time I've had--

Over-Sensitive Politically-Correct Mormon (interrupting): Hey! Watch what you're saying, there's kids around!

M: I know, hence the ufking, dummy!

OSPCM: No, I meant the "d-a-m-n" part.

ufking by edw007 February 15, 2008

Ufkin 

A piece of shit teacher from a piece of shit school, most likely a drug user. An Ufkin is often rumored to be cheating on his wife, mostly with reading teachers. Ufkin is hated by all. Ufkins can often be seen telling 11-14 year old girls how he froze his sperm and now is unable to have kids. another distinctive trait of an Ufkin is that they cannot tell the difference between syrup and honey, also tells students how he hates his wife.

wow he is such an ufkin.

Ufkin by heypopcorn August 3, 2018