Twilight Depression 

Something idiots get when they realize that Edward is in fact a Fairy Princess. It is also known as STD (Severe Twilight Depression)
Symptoms:
Loss of appetite
Retardedness
Wanting to drink blood
More retardedness
Dreaming about Edward the Fairy Princess
More idiotic nature will ensue.
Please contact a Psychiatrist if you experience any of these symptoms.

Ohmahgah, I have Twilight Depression

Twilight Depression by MindNinjie January 22, 2011

post-Twilight depression 

The mixed feeling of wondering awe and devestating sadness when a person finishes the last book of the Twilight saga, Breaking Dawn.

Caution: Persons may have suicidal thoughts after finishing this unrealistically intriguing series...if you are one of these people be sure to remember the future Twilight movies that are yet to be released and that the half book Midnight Sun is posted on Stephanie Meyers website.

Sally: (In library) I'm done...I hav officially finished the Twilight Saga. Im not sure if i shud cry, scream, laugh, or kill myself...

Hally: Omg!!! I thought the exact same thing when i finished them. Its called post-Twilight depression...just read Midnight Sun and it will go away.

post-Twilight depression by Live4Twilight June 30, 2009

post-Twilight depression 

the feeling a person gets when they finish the last book of the Twilight saga, Breaking Dawn, and decide that its dull and boring main character will never measure up to the skillfully-crafted main characters in the Harry Potter series

I finished reading the Twilight saga, and then I felt like I would go through a post-Twilight depression, but it quickly ended... I realized that in twenty years from now, in the middle of my midlife crisis, I would re-read the Harry Potter series for comfort, not Twilight, which just can't be compared to J.K. Rowling's writing style.

post-Twilight depression by SomeDudeWhoLikesThePotterBooks July 29, 2009