Twangy Boner

A boner that doesn't sound like it should. Usually your boner sounds like theres a loose gland.

Bob: I was bangin' my wife last night and when I smacked my boner off her face it didn't sound like it used to when I was 12.
Phil: Dude, you have a Twangy Boner.

by definition thrower November 23, 2009