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Tuscan Raider 

During intercourse from behind, the man takes a baseball bat or similar device and knocks the receiver unconscious just prior to his climax. As the man climaxes he holds the baseball bat or similar tool above his head with both hands and makes a war-cry replicating the scene from Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope when the Tuscan Raider attacks Luke when he is searching for RD-D2 with C3PO.

See also: Tuscan Raided, Donkey Punch
"So did you have fun last night?" "Yeah, I gave my girlfriend a Tuscan Raider!" "Nice!"
Tuscan Raider by JDAPS March 7, 2009
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Tuscan Raider 

The hardest yet most legendary sex manoeuvre of all time.

Whilst engaging in intercourse carefully remove the penis and insert the barrel of a gun into the vagina/anus in replace of the penis.

Once complete lift the person ,who has the barrel of the gun inside of them, and hoist them into the air into a sitting position on the barrel of the gun.

Proceed to lift and drop the person in a quick fashion while making the noise of a Tuscan Raider (a character from Star Wars).

You are now a sexual Legend.
" man my girlfreind is breaking up with me"

" Oh no why?"

" Her ass prolapsed after a performing a mean Tuscan Raider"

Tuskan raider 

When you bust a nut on a girls face you must throw your arms in the air and scream like a Tuskan Raider in star wars episode 4.

It is encouraged that you have a stick when you do this.
"Yo i was banging this chick and I did a Tuskan Raider on her
"Did you have a stick when you did it?"
"Of course bro"
Tuskan raider by Jabba the slut August 11, 2017

Tuscan Raided 

To receive a Tuscan Raider. Often results in a black eye.

See also: Tuscan Raider, Donkey Punch
"OMG where did you get that black eye?" "I got Tuscan Raided"
Tuscan Raided by JDAPS March 7, 2009

tuskan raider 

The act of sprinkling sand on a women's butthole then standing above her and farting as you watch the sand blow away.
Dude I was with this girl right?

Yeah?
Totally Tuskan Raidered her fam.
tuskan raider by JimboFatz June 30, 2016
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