Turtle Wank 

So you're a man having a big dump and you're turtle heading. It's at this point that you use the poo poking out of your ass to rub your g spot in your anus and climax that way. It will require strong glutes and anus control to do this like a pro but that is a turtle wank

Dude, i had a turtle wank last night

Turtle Wank by WolfofWankage July 28, 2020

Turtlehank

Hard headed and sometimes mean, you want turtlehank on your team. He has a talent for getting banned from chats and setting things in fire, but is even better at trolling.

Death player: I thought I was safe until hank showed up, then I was turtlehanked.

Negan: oh man that sucks, I’ll put in a 3 day bubble.

Turtlehank by Wilmington Woman May 7, 2019

turtletank 

a fat bitch

damn, mike was all up in that turtletank

turtletank by last nigga on earth August 3, 2010