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Turkish battle cannon

A particularly gnarly penis. The term is often assumed to imply foreskin and smegma.
Girl, I'm fittna holla at Alex. He fine.

Don't do it, Tanya. He's totin around a Turkish battle cannon.
by Nomadic cook September 12, 2016
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turkish battle cannon

Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!
I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!
by sphincter sargent September 13, 2016
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turkish battle cannon

Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!
I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!
by sphincter sargent September 12, 2016
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turkish battle cannon

Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!
I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!
by sphincter sargent September 12, 2016
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turkish battle cannon

Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!
I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!
by sphincter sargent September 12, 2016
mugGet the turkish battle cannon mug.

turkish battle cannon

Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!
I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!
by sphincter sargent September 12, 2016
mugGet the turkish battle cannon mug.

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