Turkish battle cannon 

A particularly gnarly penis. The term is often assumed to imply foreskin and smegma.

Girl, I'm fittna holla at Alex. He fine.

Don't do it, Tanya. He's totin around a Turkish battle cannon.

Turkish battle cannon by Nomadic cook September 12, 2016

turkish battle cannon 

Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!

I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!

turkish battle cannon by sphincter sargent September 13, 2016

turkish battle cannon 

Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!

I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!

turkish battle cannon by sphincter sargent September 12, 2016

turkish battle cannon 

Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!

I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!

turkish battle cannon by sphincter sargent September 12, 2016

turkish battle cannon 

Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!

I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!

turkish battle cannon by sphincter sargent September 12, 2016

turkish battle cannon 

Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!

I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!

turkish battle cannon by sphincter sargent September 12, 2016

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020