Turdy/Turdblossom

A name used by sad little uninformed mindless liberals in an attempt to insult people online because they've got nothing of substance to post.

Commonly used by overweight, underemployed craigslist losers. See: JtRD

Hey Turdy/Turdblossom, I love Obama even though he is destroying America.

Turdy/Turdblossom by 380 Million Americans November 19, 2010

turd blossom 

1. (noun) In west Texas, a desert wild flower that grows up out of a meadow muffin.
2. (proper noun) One of G.W. Bush's nicknames for Karl Rove.
3. (slang) any positive consequence (beauty) that comes from something unwholesome(shit)

1. "Ma, that there's the purtiest turd blossom I've seen in miles."
2. "We'll get Turd Blossom to out Wilson's wife (Valerie Plame) to Novak."
3. "Wow, buddy, that presentation you gave to the board was quite a turd blossom."

turd blossom by Marc April 1, 2004

turd blossom 

1. What George Bush call's "Karl Rove"
2. Suppossedly one who grew up in Texas.

George Bush is a turd blossom himself.

turd blossom by Me December 19, 2004

Turd Blossom 

nickname from George W. Bush for Karl Rove

Turd Blossom was a consultant for Governor Rick Perry before he was Dubya’s running mate for his 1994 gubernatorial bid.

Turd Blossom by Coop Dupe January 3, 2020

Turd blossom 

A turd blossom is annoying. They do a lot of annoying things. They will bother you or not hang out with you when you are bored. They are a blossom of turds.

She told me I looked bad, she is such a turd blossom.

Kelly: can you come over and watch TV?
Martha: sorry no, I have homework.

Kelly: you are such a turd blossom

Turd blossom by Happy sunshine rain November 21, 2016

turd blossom 

(noun) Your girlfriend's little brother. See also teebs and t.b..

"What's the turd blossom up to these days?"

turd blossom by HarryBalzac February 15, 2008

turd blossom 

When a little piece of poop gets stuck in the fur outside a dog's butt and dangles

She kept wagging her tail to get rid off the turd blossom, but it kept hanging on.

turd blossom by Mama Turd March 15, 2009