Turdettes Syndrom 

When a person is delibrately insulting on a regular basis and then claims you can't take a joke.

"I didn't mean it when I said you were an airhead. Don't be offended, I was only kidding"
"I am offended, you do something passive agressive like this every day, there is no excuse for your turdettes syndrom, at least people with tourettes can't help it"

Turdettes Syndrom by Jolarsystem September 4, 2009

ex-girlfriend tourettes syndrome

To randomly and compulsively say nasty words about a past lover to get over your ended romantic relationship with her.

Leave Jimmy alone. He's not crazy, he just has ex-girlfriend tourettes syndrome.

ex-girlfriend tourettes syndrome by Ereck Flowers January 7, 2011

Testosterone Tourettes Syndrome or TTS

A male affliction. The propensity to blurt out something better kept yourself when internet chatting to a woman you do not know very well.

He: You are really pretty, So what do you do?

She: I'm an accountant

He: Oh that's really impressive, I want to fuck the arse off you

She: and you are suffering Testosterone Tourettes Syndrome or TTS

Testosterone Tourettes Syndrome or TTS by Cherryaa November 10, 2011

Drunk text tourettes syndrome 

When you have zero control over the text messages that you are sending. And you continue to text with no response stating all kinds of ridiculous things to the person. Do to your inebriated state. And typically in the morning you have zero recollection of saying the things you did.

"Hi! I'm an astronaut". " You tool you are not responding to me" " You want to have intercourse.??" Still no response"??? "I hate you". "I love you". Next morning... Hi!! I appologize I have drunk text tourettes syndrome and I have zero control over what i say or do.

Drunk text tourettes syndrome by oh!hi!girl February 1, 2012

Passenger Seat Turretts Syndrome

Passenger Seat Turretts Syndrome occurs when regardless of how much space you allow for the car in front of you, your passenger involuntarily flinches, shouts, steps on the imaginary brake pedal to avoid what is a certain death.

My wife Beverly and I were in the car, I was at least 10 car lengths behind the car and front of me and they tapped their brakes. Immediately Beverly slammed on the passenger floor board, crossed her arms over her face and screamed. Clearly she forgot to take her Passenger Seat Turretts Syndrome medication...

Passenger Seat Turretts Syndrome by Steve the Buckaneer July 25, 2019

Tourettes Syndrome Moonanis Involuntaris Version 

Tourettes Syndrome Moonanis Version - is by far the most serious rendering the carrier almost totally insane. Main symptoms are involuntary body movements and uncontrollable verbage. These always include socially inappropriate words and phrases - coprolalia-moonanis.

" I went to Hungary in July and still had the horn at Christmas" -
"Phwoar look at that bird over there.... horn"
"Would you like a cup of tea? one lump or two?"

Tourettes Syndrome Moonanis Involuntaris Version by Corva December 15, 2004

Youtube Tourettes Syndrome 

Youtube Tourettes Syndrome is a relatively new disorder that has sprung up across social network websites recently...Those afflicted with this syndrome will incessantly post random youtube videos of crappy old songs one after another causing newsfeed constipation...At this time there is no known cure, you can only hide these users from your newsfeeds and hope that one day the symptoms will subside.

Chris "Fuck I had to scroll through five pages of (named changed to protect privacy) posting Pearl Jam & Beck Youtube videos"
Sabrina "Sounds like he must have Youtube Tourettes Syndrome"

Youtube Tourettes Syndrome by Worldfamouschris September 10, 2011