Turd Slapped 

The act of defiling an object or individual through the use of animal or human feces.

Usually utilized as an exclamation point to dealing with a particulary irritating co-worker or former boss.

Bob: "Andy returned his worksuits, but they smell like shit."

Boss: "Geez, they smell bad. This one has a long brown stain on it"

Bob: "Oh wow. I think Andy Turd Slapped you"

Turd Slapped by Sir Dumps the Boss January 26, 2007

Slapped in the Face with a Turd 

A facial expression exhibiting shock or surprise mixed with disgust.

When Jim saw his sister getting tag teamed by his roommates, he looked like he'd been slapped in the face with a turd.

Slapped in the Face with a Turd by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005