Turd Reaper

1.)Another term for the toilet, can, shitter and most important on your neighbours doorstep.
2.)When you finally find an empty public restroom for a dump so massive that it requires complete solitude for the deposit....and then someone walks in.

I had saved up a dump which was so colossal, that when released you worry whether the turd reaper can facilitate such a quantity of turd, hoping it will flush.

by JudgeFooj June 11, 2009