Tulkas

Strongest of the Valar(JRR Tolkien). Champion and badass. Can utterly wreck your shit five ways to Sunday if you piss him off. Original Terminator. Can arm wrestle Kratos from God of War and win with a pinkie.

Everyone needs a Tulkas in their lives. Who's gonna do all the heavy lifting without them? Plus they make for great sparring buddies.

by xokahkar February 24, 2019

Turkastrophe

When something goes horribly wrong with the turkey for Christmas or Thanksgiving dinner.

Your Dad says "Just look after the bird and I'll do everything else" and you forget to take it out of the freezer to thaw in time. Stores are all closed. Oh the turkastrophe!

Or you're used to buying a fresh turkey, you opt for a frozen one and it totally sucks, deeming it a turkastrophe!

by LindseyJay December 25, 2009

Tuckasaurus

An extremely respectable breed, there is only one left. A very good-looking dino. He does not eat other dinos, because cannibalism is bad. He also is the kindest, most caring dinosaur you will ever meet. He can always make you laugh. He can always make you feel better when you are depressed. He can always fix everything in the world that could be wrong because he is just that perfect. The Tuckasaurus could have any woman in the world that he wants, yet he picks the Pokemon called "Squirtle." Squirtle is completely in love with the Tuckasaurus. It is not hard to understand why. After all, the Tuckasaurus is the most lovable dino there ever was.

Look at that Tuckasaurus! Dang, I wish I were him. He can get any chick. And he's so freaking hawt.

by SquirtleChick January 25, 2013

Tukas

Butt, rear-end

If he comes back to this party, I'm gonna kick his TUKAS right outta here.

by ManicDevyl September 14, 2010

tulaasi

very smart girl who is loyal and gives good advice. she is always up for a good time and will stand up for a friend or a family member in a heart beat. she's gorgeous but is insecure about her looks. she has a wonderful personality but the most extreme of her craziness are her family members.

omg tulaasi is awesome

by gooaaliiieeeee November 6, 2011

Tulasi

Tulasi is a wonderful person but very shy and she also loses that one person who she loves,she is a Gemini and she is very smartand she is loyal and she is an artist.
girl 1:whos she?
girl 2:her name is Tulasi ad she is literally the queen of art

?shes Tulasi :)

by Tulasi202 March 1, 2020

Talkasm

To either orgasm while talking or to talk while orgasming. Simples

"Hey I wonder when the pizza man gets heruuunnnggggguuhhhhhhhhhh..." "I just had a talkasm"

or

"uuuggnnnnnnoohmygodthisisamazingahhhhhhhyeeeeaaaaahhh" "What a talkasm"

by ninjamonkeydrummer September 19, 2012