Tug Nug

Tug Nugging is when someone cant take a shit for there life. When this happens, you call a professional Tug Nugger. Basically what a Tug Nugger does is they suction cup there mouth to the person who cant take a shits, asshole, then they "tug" the "nugs" out of that persons asshole.

Marcell- sup bro, you trying to hang out today?
Edward-Nahh, Ive havent taken a shit in 2 weeks, im thinking its time to get tug nugged..
Marcel- aight, well hit me up when you're done.

by TertBag April 28, 2011

Mc Nug n' Tug

Verb: The act of giving a hooker and or prostitute chicken mc nuggets from Mc Donalds in exchange for a handy job.

Hooker: hey there sexy
you: hello
Hooker: what can i do for ya?
you: how about a Mc Nug n' Tug
Hooker: DEAL!

Hi id like a Mc Nug n' Tug!

by mugwamp September 12, 2011

Nug N' Tug

The act of meeting an online date for a casual snack of chicken nuggets and the resulting mutual masturbation in a nearby alleyway/carpark. Basically the mission statement of tinder.

Office worker: I am not sure about this tinder match, I might just agree to grab a quick bite in McDonald's, besides I do want some chicken nuggets.

Co-worker: Ah yes the old Nug n' Tug. A classic move.

by FragileLittleMe August 5, 2018

tug nugget

The semi-solid ball of semen that one rolls out of their belly button after months of jerking off on their stomachs and letting it dry there.

"I need to get out more, I just picked out a tug nugget the size of a marble"

"I hate John, he is such a worthless tug nugget"

by your_seal_name July 9, 2014

Nugs & a tug

Basically Netflix and Chill when you're alone. Order in some chicken nuggets (Netflix optional) and have a wank

Friend: Are you having a Netflix and Chill night?

Me: Nah they had to cancel, so just Nugs & a tug

by Phoenix light December 18, 2022