Tubby Tug

When fat people repeatedly tug on the front of their shirt to make it seem loser as not to attract the attention to fat tub of gue they have hanging off their front side. This is a very common occurance with people who are in denial that they are fat and refuse to buy larger t-shirts therefor they settle for the tubby tug.

Ryan has put on some extra weight lately and he constantly does the tubby tug because his shirt doesnt fit him anymore.

Tubby Tug by bealow2 October 16, 2009

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Tabby Tug

When you crap in the litter box, yell at your girlfriend for over-feeding the cat then jerk off to watching her clean it up.

My night is spent. I just pulled a Tabby Tug on my girlfriend and I’m heading to bed.

Tabby Tug by Bubbleballs November 11, 2022

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Related Words

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Tugby

An innuendo for masturbation... a game which becomes a hobby for many virgins.

“Mike didn’t get any on the night out so he’s gone off for a game of tugby”

Tugby by Old fart Joe February 5, 2018

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Tugby

A Rugby-tennis hybrid which is played on a tennis court using a rugby ball. Two players on each team have to kick the rugby ball back and forth until one team drops the ball which turn into a point for the opposite team.

Bro #1 "I really wanna play rugby but we only have tennis courts." Bro #2 "Let's play tugby."

Tugby by Special H January 19, 2012

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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