Tubby Tug

When fat people repeatedly tug on the front of their shirt to make it seem loser as not to attract the attention to fat tub of gue they have hanging off their front side. This is a very common occurance with people who are in denial that they are fat and refuse to buy larger t-shirts therefor they settle for the tubby tug.

Ryan has put on some extra weight lately and he constantly does the tubby tug because his shirt doesnt fit him anymore.

Tubby Tug by bealow2 October 16, 2009

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Tabby Tug

When you crap in the litter box, yell at your girlfriend for over-feeding the cat then jerk off to watching her clean it up.

My night is spent. I just pulled a Tabby Tug on my girlfriend and I’m heading to bed.

Tabby Tug by Bubbleballs November 11, 2022

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Tugby

An innuendo for masturbation... a game which becomes a hobby for many virgins.

“Mike didn’t get any on the night out so he’s gone off for a game of tugby”

Tugby by Old fart Joe February 5, 2018

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Tugby

A Rugby-tennis hybrid which is played on a tennis court using a rugby ball. Two players on each team have to kick the rugby ball back and forth until one team drops the ball which turn into a point for the opposite team.

Bro #1 "I really wanna play rugby but we only have tennis courts." Bro #2 "Let's play tugby."

Tugby by Special H January 19, 2012

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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