Tshart

When your t shirt is tucked into your pants and you shart while sitting down. It spreads up and out forming the top line of a "T".

As jon stood up we could all see his Tshart

by stormshizzle January 4, 2011

cardboard tshirt

an undershirt or old article of clothing that is used for cleaning up semen after a sexual act is performed, usually used after masturbation and is commonly located under the bed stiff like a piece of cardboard.

Mom: "I washed that disgusting shirt I found under your bed, was that glue you got on there?"
Teen: "God damn it mom, that was my best cardboard tshirt."

by 570 February 23, 2009

Thartful

The act of leaving a room or moving to a different area when you have to fart so as not to disturb other people.

Alana is not very thartful. She always farts on my pillow.

by Gigi the Gew September 12, 2015

buy mugs tshirts and magnets

1.What urban dictionary trys to sell you every time you look at a word.

2.The thing that's above this definition.

3.Something that you wouldn't click on.

Bob searches MOAR on urban dictionary.
He reads "buy MOAR mugs, tshirts and magnets."
He is now confused, and so are you.

buy mugs tshirts and magnets

by 1337MuffinMasta February 5, 2010

thart

1. To think hard and simultaneously fart all at once.

Whoa... pardon me. The question you asked me caused me to thart. I hope the smell isn't too strong. I do have an answer, though.

by tytuspenn May 11, 2019

thart

A combination of thought and heart as a description of a way to live. Also: the meaning of life.

Weary Traveller: What is the meaning of life oh wise and exalted one?
Crusty Hermit: Well, you see, life...life is a river, and...well...ok...you see, thart.
W.T.: Ah! And all this time...

by Reht Omru Oy February 27, 2005

tshirthell.com

A web site which sells unique novelty t-shirts. They're called "T-Shirt Hell" because they're slogan is "Where the bad shirts go". Nearly every shirt on the site is offensive to someone, and nearly everyone can find a shirt which offends them. There's no guarantee that everyone will find these shirts amusing, but some people do, and that's the beauty of freedom.

person 1: Did you see the shirt that guy was wearing? It said "Arrest black babies before they become criminals"! That's so offensive!
person 2: Um... have you ever heard of satire? Do you honestly think that the person wearing the shirt actually believes what the shirt says? Visit tshirthell.com sometime, they don't discriminate, they're equal opportunity haters, they want to offend everyone* not just blacks.
person 1: Well, I understand satire, but I'm still having trouble not being offended by that shirt.
person 2: meh, you're not required to agree, just as long as you defend his right to wear the thing.

by picklejar August 14, 2004