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Tsema, a very rarely-used name. It is only given to those who persistently ask questions, which if you answer, will only bring more questions. Only a small number of Tsemas live on the earth today due to their annoying presence to other humans. It is estimated within 20 years there will be no more Tsemas alive.
Person 1: So, I was just working on the farm yesterday.
Person 2: Cool man, ya I was there, too.
Tsema: Um, what do you do on this farm?
Person: Well, I work on a potato farm.
Tsema: A potato farm? What do you grow on a potato farm?
Person 1: Potatoes...
Tsema: I thought potatoes were bred?
Tsema by Colin Wydysh April 13, 2008
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TheMarkOfJ 

The african-american winner of The Commentator Showdown on Call of Duty Black Ops. He is the only commentator that goes balls first into the middle of the map and gets more kills than anyone. In love with Chipolte, Famous Amos Cookies, and calls in his Cujos ghetto style.
Player: Damn, J be tearing it up- Aww shit...
TheMarkOfJ: A-L-L-L-LET'S GOOOOO CUUJOOOOOOOS!!
Player: Can't spawn.
TheMarkOfJ by Yellowpeaches November 12, 2011
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Tsemaye • Tsema • tema • Temari • Teema • temar • Thema • teemalabea • Teeman • Temaiyah
Taemin from SHINee is now a Taeman. Not a woman. He is also not innocent anymore. ACCEPT IT FOOLS.
*watching SHINee MV*
Person 1: Woah look at Taemin! He's so cute and innocent!
Person 2: FALSE. HE'S A TAEMAN. NOT INNOCENT ANYMORE FOO.
Taeman by DonghaeIsAFEESH January 5, 2013

themangokid 

A twitch streamer that plays whatever he feels like playing.
TheMangoKid played Brawlhala.
themangokid by thechilldylan November 25, 2020

temaleti 

A BEAUTIFUL GODDESS. friendliest girl in the world with a funny personality and is fob.
hey look its temaleti!

Camel Toemance 

Camel Toemance is a word used to describe an individual who’s life is scoping out women in yoga pants, and showing a unwavering dedication to romancing women with Camel Toe. They also have a keen eye when it comes to spotting the Camel Toe of women in regular pants or jeans.
God damn, I was out with Landon last weekend at the mall, looking for a good barber to trim that manly man beard on his face when it finally happened. This hot ass blond named Irene came out of Victorias Secret, sporting the two lip invitation. Fucking Landon went over there, got her digits, and on Saturday night, started the Camel Toemance! He was a little pissed the face fur didn’t get cleaned, he is sick of me calling him captain Blackbeard!
Camel Toemance by Tee Cee Deez March 13, 2020

Temasek Junior College 

The perfect balance of neighbourhood school and elite school. Strong meme culture, most people ain't toxic but when there are toxic people, oh boy. Somehow, a large LGBT and independent artist population. Somewhat balanced (staff and students alike) racial background ratio.
Students of this institution (called 'TJCians') are university bound pupils fuelled with Passion, Purpose, Drive, Integrity and Compassion, the school's values. TJCians are generally more relaxed, but will have 'sad boi hours' nearing examinations, however still manage to promote to the next year anyways.

For College For Nation.

Located at 22 Bedok South Road, Singapore.
Karen: "Talk to me like you're an idiot!"
Me: "I'm sending our future child to Temasek Junior College"
Karen: "Perfect!"
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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