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It is common expression used by Filipinos when they're only joking about their statement. Most of the time, these are expressions that are too good to be true.

It may be translated as "just kidding" but it's widely used by bekis
I will have a breakfast in Japan tomorrow, lunch in London and dinner in Paris - all in one day! Tsarot!
Tsarot by exaherada February 20, 2012
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tsaritsa 

The only archon I’m saving primos for (F2P btw)
Ultimate cryo mommy
Sam: I want the tsaritsa to freeze my head and shatter it like glass

GF: mom I swear he’s not usually like this
tsaritsa by Theoskuria July 1, 2021
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Mean Tarot Reader 

Abb; MTR- Any zooted scam artist that originated from TikTok that goes live on YouTube..See msashycat; trashpuss
Dude, that chick was blasted off the aytch last night & nodded off for a solid 7 minutes!! Lips turned blue, eyes went chameleon style! When she came to she mumbled somethin then said "Daddy Rice that's the ticket"..? Wtf lmao that was some classic mean tarot reader type stuff bahahaha!!

tarot fever 

When you reach the end of your rope and begin using a tarot deck to answer serious questions that you should be consulting friends, family, or preferably a therapist about. Subsequently, you pick a card from a tarot deck and proceed to make life-altering decisions that you will probably regret later. Alternatively, when you take the "advice" from tarot cards instead of listening to (ironically the same) advice that your friend has been telling you for weeks.
Beth: "Last night I went into a tarot fever and impulsively decided to drop out of college because the cards said I needed to change something in my life in order to be happy."
Ashley: "Damn, you have to stop making decisions while you're in a tarot fever."
tarot fever by astupidlittlehoe April 15, 2020
A kind of card or set of cards used in divination for finding insight on the past, present, and future.
I was at the coffeehouse the other night and got a tarot reading from my girlfriend's sister which told me of things to come.
tarot by C. November 25, 2004
Verb; to develop an instant and obsessive fixation for a potential sexual partner, typically for no rational reason.
Please don’t tarot as soon as you meet her: you two are not compatible.
Tarot by Psycho-T_logistics November 20, 2020
A friggin' awesome heavy metal band from Finland, formed in the early 80's. The current lineup features Nightwish's Marco Hietala on vocals and Bass, Zachary Hietala on guitars, Pecu Cinnari on drums, Janne Tolsa on the keyboard and more recently, Tommi Salmela on backing vocals.

The worst part about Tarot is, next to no one has heard about them. They are popular in Finland, but it took 20 years to get something of their's to number one on the charts. In the United States and North America in general, forget it. NO ONE will have heard of Tarot. They do not sell their CDs in the States either. Hopefully Marco Hietala's fame in Nightwish will remedy this situation soon.
United States buyer: Where are the Tarot CDs?!
Tarot by Lemongrass Fields May 16, 2008
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