Trump l'oeil

Any illusion perpetrated by biased media intended to undermine incipient megalomania. Visually akin to trump brag

Jane: Hey did you see how few attended the presidential inauguration?
Josh: Trump L'oeil. There were at least 2 million there. I saw it with my own eyes.

Trump l'oeil by Tenlegporkchop January 23, 2017

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trump l'oeil

noun

an illusion in life form, especially as used to trick the populace into thinking they are getting something for nothing while in fact they are being robbed blind

an orange tiny handed egomaniac with no real talent that deflects attention by blaming real , competent individuals so they cannot do their jobs.

"I read the art of the deal and it made no sense."

"That's a work of fiction, a joke really, or should we say a trump l'oeil"

I thought we had a real President but it was only a trump l'oeil

trump l'oeil by kscruzen September 3, 2018

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Trump Trompe L'oeil

Donald Trump's Hair Style; Trompe l'oiel in French pronounced TRUMP-LOY, means trick of the eye. The Trump Trompe L'oiel refers the hair style of Entrepreneur Donald Trump, as his hairstyle itself is a "trick of the eye". It is in fact the most famous comb-over in the history of comb-overs. There have been many entrepreneurs who made a lot of money only to die and be forgotten. In a hundred years after the death of Donald Trump, he will not be remembered for his entrepreneurial achievements; rather he will be remembered for his hair.

Could you please style my hair in the fashion of the Trump Trompe L'oeil? Its a very hot look right now....

Trump Trompe L'oeil by Nico Salazar April 13, 2009

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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