Trump l'oeil

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Any illusion perpetrated by biased media intended to undermine incipient megalomania. Visually akin to trump brag

Jane: Hey did you see how few attended the presidential inauguration?
Josh: Trump L'oeil. There were at least 2 million there. I saw it with my own eyes.

Trump l'oeil by Tenlegporkchop January 23, 2017

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trump l'oeil

noun

an illusion in life form, especially as used to trick the populace into thinking they are getting something for nothing while in fact they are being robbed blind

an orange tiny handed egomaniac with no real talent that deflects attention by blaming real , competent individuals so they cannot do their jobs.

"I read the art of the deal and it made no sense."

"That's a work of fiction, a joke really, or should we say a trump l'oeil"

I thought we had a real President but it was only a trump l'oeil

trump l'oeil by kscruzen September 3, 2018

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Trump Trompe L'oeil

Donald Trump's Hair Style; Trompe l'oiel in French pronounced TRUMP-LOY, means trick of the eye. The Trump Trompe L'oiel refers the hair style of Entrepreneur Donald Trump, as his hairstyle itself is a "trick of the eye". It is in fact the most famous comb-over in the history of comb-overs. There have been many entrepreneurs who made a lot of money only to die and be forgotten. In a hundred years after the death of Donald Trump, he will not be remembered for his entrepreneurial achievements; rather he will be remembered for his hair.

Could you please style my hair in the fashion of the Trump Trompe L'oeil? Its a very hot look right now....

Trump Trompe L'oeil by Nico Salazar April 13, 2009

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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