Trowme 

–noun
1. excrement; feces. Only after drinking cheap beer the night before.
2. an act of defecating; very unpleasent partnered with a hang over
3. the shits. diarrhea. Due to massive beer intake.
4. Slang. pretense, lies, exaggeration, or nonsense.
5. Slang. something inferior or worthless.
6. Slang. a selfish, mean, or otherwise contemptible person.
7. Negative slang. possessions, equipment, mementos, etc.; stuff.
8. Never to be used in a positive form.

–verb (used without object)
9. to defecate.
–verb (used with object)
10. Slang. to exaggerate or lie to.
–interjection
11. Slang. (used to express disgust, disappointment, frustration).
—Idioms

—Idioms
12. give a trowme, Slang. to never care; or be concerned.
13. that's trowmie, (used to express disgust, grossness, or a really shitty situation).
14. Totally tromed, Slang. in a desperate or hopeless situation; in serious trouble.
15. What a trome. Slang, a negative outcome or uncomfortable bowel-movement.

Trowme by Davy Z. January 26, 2010

Trowel

1. A small hand tool with a short handle and a flat, usually pointed blade used for spreading, shaping, and smoothing plaster, cement, mortar or dirt.

2. A gardner's hand tool with a short handle and a curved tapering blade, used for making holes to put plants and seedlings in and for other light digging work.

So in fact it's just a small spade-ish tool.

1. Builders use trowels to flatten cement.
2. A gardner uses a trowel to dig SMALL holes.

Trowel by Jafje April 15, 2007

trowel bitch 

Girls that apply foundation, eyeliner, lipstick or other facial cosmetics to the extremeties that make it look as if applied by a masonry trowel, and that are also very annoying and fake.

Did you see that girl on the tenth floor? Yeah man, she looks like a trowel bitch.

trowel bitch by casa de awesome August 25, 2009

Trocme

Term that originates from the ancient Turks but more commonly used by the french to describe or define and or qualify those who are above the normal level of coolness, awesomness, hypeness, Uber___ness, ect.
often confused with the term "Fuck me" due to the sometimes savage cries of the women near a Trocme.

bob: "That guy is so hype, i wish i were his friend. but i guess he's just out of my friendship league. hes Ubercool."

Lynda: "Yea, everyone calls him a Trocme, hes my hero!"

Trocme by G MastaFlex April 17, 2009

bowel trowel 

The phallus of a gentleman who is 'good with colours'.

"Christ I'm in pain here!"
"What is it Elton, are your piles playing up again?"
"No David it's me bowel trowel it's chaffed to buggery on me sequin kegs, get the vaseline would you."
Elton John's infamous backstage comments to life partner David Furnish, that were only transmitted, by some cruel trick of fate, on Iranian TV causing mass burings of his Lion King soundtrack and the slaughter of Tehran Zoo's pride of lions.
Oddly sequin imports to Iran increased by 1000% that year.

bowel trowel by Peter Cunningham May 19, 2008

Troomer 

A pejorative term for adult transgender men and women, or nonbinary adults, who interact with underage children, in person or online, and are perceived to "groom" said children for the purposes of future sexual interactions (before or after the child reaches the age of consent), or simply to influence the child concerning their gender identity and sexuality (without the knowledge of their parents).

Troomer is widely used in memes on 4Chan, Reddit, etc.

Memes typically show a trans wojak discussing sex and sexuality with a child online, list behaviors and motivations, or simply place the image with screencaps of tweets and messageboard posts by trans women expressing a desire to interact with children in restrooms, locker rooms, sleepovers, etc.

Less commonly, the biologically female enby wojak is shown teaching a classroom of young children about pronouns and puberty blockers, or asking age-inappropriate sexual questions in a school environment.

Often the Troomer is shown as a furry, likely due to widely-shared news stories of transgender furries grooming or sexually assaulting children.

The word is a portmanteau of "transgender" and "groomer", and plays off of the "oomer" online linguistic trend, which began with "Boomer" (Baby Boomer) contrasted against "Zoomer" (Gen Z), and expanded to include "Coomer" (a pornography/masturbation addict), "Doomer" (a hopeless, pessimistic person), "Consoomer" (a person who spends to excess on entertainment, tech, fads) and more.

"That Troomer in the chatroom kept saying I was really mature for my age, asked me what my favorite anime was, if I had any crushes, and tried to add me on Snapchat - I should probably tell my parents about this; I'm only 13 and he was 20."

"I don't use Discord; their staff is full of Troomers, and the FBI says they turned a blind eye to pedophile furries grooming kids on their servers, despite getting loads of reports from users on and off the site..."

"My kids second grade teacher is a Troomer; she makes the class call her 'them' and told my seven year old kid that he can pick his own pronoun and take puberty blockers - I went to the school board meeting and they called be a bigot, so now I'm looking into homeschooling."

Troomer by BarbarFF March 3, 2022

Troome troome 

Troome troome is the worst youtube channel ever and its life hacks are cancer causing

Guy1:what causes cancer

Guy2:troome troome

Troome troome by Heisenmeth22 July 18, 2019